Recent Searches that lead people to my fiction:
“does putting a copper penny under your tongue” — does it WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW???
“fucking+liqish+asorts” — what is this I don’t even
“too late 2014 world catastrophe coming” — well it better be coming soon; 2014’s nearly over with!
“i don’t follow you” — no, but you found me anyway!
And in case you missed it, there is a new piece of fiction (or awful, awful poetry) on this blog every single day. Starting February somethingth of this year, which means I’m nearing 8 months of bite-sized-crazy, just for you guys. If you’ve missed any, go back and take a look. They’re all there, waiting for you. When I hit a year, we should do something special, shouldn’t we?