This week’s top searches that landed you weirdos on my blog include:

‘too late 2014 world catastrophe coming’ — Yeah, you’re probably right. It’s been foretold my coming would end the world.
‘thinking too much solution’ — I prefer scotch, but hey, if you prefer my writing, by all means.
‘fucking in bed’ — Bo-ring. Pick somewhere else to fuck, yeah?
‘is ‘hie stranger’ flirting?’ — Maybe? I’m strange. Come say ‘hie’ to my face and we’ll find out.

And then there’s all the encrypted searches that people get while using Google.
Pity I will never know what lurks in the hearts of Google users.

That’s all right — I’m sure you’re all weirdos, too.

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