Top searches for my blog within the last week:
Keep finding insects 2014 — Um. Gross?
Are horses teeth made of milk — I… what?
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So *I* tried to search for my blog with these phrases, and didn’t even find me on any of the pages, so I’m telling you, WP, your stat-thing must be effed.
I’m not even sure the last time I wrote a post about bugs! Or… milk. Or horses. Much to Scott’s great and terrible dismay.
The Old Jones 
Lol!! What HAVE you been writing?
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Obviously amazing things that are causing people to look for me in all kinds of ways, haha. [Shudder]
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That is deeply screwed up, Jones. I try to avoid reading the spam. I don’t need more crazy.
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I like to see how people show up on my writing. Some people are looking for love. Someone wanted an ‘instructional fuck menu’. I really… wow. That one blew my mind.
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You really need to write a post about an instructional fuck menu. I can’t even begin to define that.
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Well apparently it will be for me to define, yeah?
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